Board-Certified Concierge Medicine · Baltimore, MD

Health isinfrastructure.

Your peers aren't slowing down. Neither should your care. Direct access to a board-certified FNP — house calls, executive physicals, 24/7 response. No waiting rooms. No rushed visits.

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In Practice

Care without compromise

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Primary Care
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30–90 min
Primary Care
The visit comes to you
Evening, weekend, same-day. Your home, your office, your schedule.
Weight Management
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Weekly
Weight Management
Clinician-supervised. Delivered to your door.
Semaglutide protocols with weekly provider check-ins.
Optimization
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Ongoing
Optimization
The fog isn't normal. We treat the root.
Testosterone, thyroid, adrenal — evidence-based, precisely dialed.
Executive Health
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Full day
Executive Health
Know your numbers before they know you
In-home labs, whole-body scan, 2-hour deep review.
24/7 Access
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Anytime
24/7 Access
Your provider picks up the phone
Text, call, video. Any time. No triage. No voicemail trees.
Complete Care

The Weekend Whitecoat Standard

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Primary Care

House Calls & Home Visits

Skip the commute. Evening, weekend, same-day. 30–90 minute appointments with no limits on frequency.

30–90 min
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02
Weight Management

GLP-1 & Semaglutide Therapy

Clinician-supervised, delivered to your door. Weekly check-ins, dose titration, progress tracked via app.

Ongoing · weekly
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03
Hormone Optimization

Hormone Therapy & Optimization

Fatigue, brain fog, low drive. Often hormonal. We test comprehensively and treat with precision.

Ongoing protocol
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04
Executive Health

Executive Physical & Whole-Body Scan

In-home lab draw. Whole-body imaging. A 2-hour deep-dive review. Know your risk before it becomes a problem.

Full day
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Virtual Care

Telemedicine & 24/7 Direct Access

Text your provider directly. Same-day video visits. No call centers, no triage nurses. Around the clock.

Anytime
The Process

How concierge care works

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Discovery Call

A brief consultation to understand your goals and ensure our practice is the right fit for your lifestyle.

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Deep-Dive Diagnostics

Comprehensive in-home lab draws and full medical history review to establish your clinical baseline.

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Bespoke Strategy

A targeted optimization protocol, proactive care strategy, and immediate action items.

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Unrestricted Access

Direct 24/7 access to your provider via text, call, or video. Care that moves at your speed.

About the Practice

My clients aren't sick.
They're scaling.

I founded Weekend Whitecoat in 2018 because I kept watching high-performers make every other investment except the one that keeps everything running — their body. After years in trauma ORs, acute pain management, and hospitalist medicine, I came back to primary care with one conviction: the people building things deserve a provider who matches their pace.

— Theo Jones, FNP-BC, MSN
8+
Years serving Baltimore executives
24/7
Direct provider access, always
FNP-BC
Board certified, MSN credentialed
∞
No appointment limits, ever
"

Theo hit the grand slam — remotely. After a ton of testing, all these other providers totally missed it. Weekend Whitecoat is hands down the best thing I've ever seen in the medical space.

Weekend Whitecoat Member · Baltimore, MD

8+
Years in Baltimore
24/7
Direct Access
FNP-BC
Board Certified
∞
No Visit Limits
Executive Vitals

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Consultation Request
Sep 15

Bill Carrick

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Mr. Jones, Executive Home Detox is the oldest and most experienced home detox program in the US. Our services may benefit that rare client who knows they need assistance but refuses to consider an inpatient program. Also, we may be in need of prescriptive services for other high net worth clients in Maryland. I will be in Baltimore Harbor Oct 1st to the 4th. Would it be possible to meet? Or arrange a call?

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Weekend Whitecoat
Concierge Medicine · Baltimore, MD
Theo Jones, FNP-BC, MSN
Board-Certified Family Nurse Practitioner