The Executive Audit & Reset: What Happens When You Finally See the Full Picture

You manage teams, budgets, and strategy with extraordinary precision. You have quarterly reviews for your company, annual audits for your finances — but when was the last time you had a comprehensive audit of yourself?

For most executives, the answer is: never. Not a real one.

The standard annual physical — fifteen minutes, a cholesterol panel, and a handshake — is not an audit. It is a cursory glance at whether you're currently sick. The Weekend Whitecoat Executive Audit & Reset is something fundamentally different.

What the Audit Actually Looks Like

When you enroll in the Executive Audit & Reset, you begin with a 90-minute intake session with Theo Jones, MSN, FNP-BC. This is not a rushed doctor's visit. It is a structured, deep-dive conversation covering:

• Your complete health history and family risk patterns
• Your current stress load, sleep architecture, and recovery habits
• Your performance goals — not just medical ones, but life ones
• Your cognitive and emotional health baseline
• Your executive function: decision fatigue, mental clarity, focus patterns

This context shapes everything that follows.

The Lab Panel

The Executive Audit includes an advanced laboratory assessment that goes far beyond what your last physical ordered. We run:

Metabolic & Cardiovascular

• Fasting glucose, insulin, and HbA1c
• ApoB and LDL particle count (not just standard cholesterol)
• hs-CRP and homocysteine for inflammation
• Lipoprotein(a) — the genetic cardiovascular risk marker most doctors never check

Hormonal

• Total and free testosterone, SHBG
• DHEA-S and cortisol (AM)
• Full thyroid panel: TSH, Free T3, Free T4, Reverse T3
• Estradiol and progesterone (relevant for men and women)

Micronutrient & Metabolic

• Vitamin D, B12, folate
• Ferritin and full iron studies
• Magnesium (RBC, not serum)
• Omega-3 index

Organ Health

• Comprehensive metabolic panel (liver and kidney function)
• CBC with differential
• Urinalysis

This is not ordered for the sake of ordering. Every marker is reviewed in clinical context — with your lifestyle, your history, and your goals in mind.

The Reset Protocol

After the audit, you receive a personalized Reset Protocol — a 90-day roadmap addressing every system that needs optimization. This isn't a printout of generic lifestyle advice. It is a clinical strategy:

• Specific supplementation protocols with evidence-based dosing
• Dietary adjustments targeting your identified metabolic vulnerabilities
• Sleep optimization recommendations based on your patterns
• Stress physiology interventions grounded in your cortisol and HRV data
• Pharmaceutical management where appropriate (GLP-1, testosterone optimization, thyroid, etc.)

The Follow-Through

The Audit & Reset is not a one-time event. It includes three quarterly follow-up appointments — in-person, telehealth, or house call, your choice — where Theo reviews your progress, re-tests key markers, and adjusts the protocol accordingly.

Most executive health programs hand you data and send you home. We build a relationship around that data.

Who This Is For

The Executive Audit & Reset is designed for professionals who:

• Are performing at a high level but feel they're operating below their ceiling
• Have been told their labs are "normal" but don't feel normal
• Want to address longevity risk before it becomes a crisis
• Have tried optimization approaches without a clinical framework
• Are ready to treat their health with the same rigor they bring to their business

Getting Started

The program begins with a complimentary 20-minute discovery call. There's no pressure, no pitch — just an honest conversation about whether this is the right fit.

Spaces are limited to ensure every client receives the attention this level of care requires.

To schedule your discovery call, contact Theo directly at concierge@weekendwhitecoat.com or call (410) 999-1742.